It is NOT easy to intimidate mall Santas! They spend all day holding squirming brats and being splashed with various types of excreta, while horrible suburban parents shout instructions. Convicted murderers used to be sentenced to be mall Santas—before it was ruled to be “cruel and unusual punishment.”
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Santa passed away in 1876 either 39 or 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.
John Falstaff over 1 year ago
It is NOT easy to intimidate mall Santas! They spend all day holding squirming brats and being splashed with various types of excreta, while horrible suburban parents shout instructions. Convicted murderers used to be sentenced to be mall Santas—before it was ruled to be “cruel and unusual punishment.”