Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 31, 1996
Transcript:
Val: Look, Wally, dating is not so scary. You have a lot to offer the '90s woman... You're a good conversationalist, and a great cook, and you find strong, independent women attractive. Wally: Joan will like that? Val: She'll love it! Now if we could just give you a sort of "Michael Douglas" look. Wally: I knew it.