@darkendale- Even if Obama can’t run again, maybe he could be appointed to a powerful position like the Secretary of State. To me, that’s almost as powerful as being a president or VP.
“Oh, Emily, I mean Hilda. Hi, how are you? Long time, no see. And this must be little James.”
“Ha ha, yeah, he was up until 2 AM this morning, now he’s Charles. But what brings you into the store so early today?”
“Bargain hunting. I know the clerks were up all night changing the prices and packaging, but they always miss a few, and I was looking for items where a pound still meant 16 ounces instead of 15. Say, we’ve got to get together for coffee sometime and catch up.”
“What a great idea. Are you free tomoro afternoon to come over to my place?”
“I sure am. But remind me of what the house number is. All the homes on your street look about the same.”
“Well, here’s a card. Now we’re on the odd-numbered side of the street, 1525, instead of the even-numbered side, when we’re 644 over the summer. You can see that I’ve got them both listed to make it easy to keep track of.”
“Oh, and I see that you managed to fix your phone number, too, so only one digit is different after The Change: 7248 instead of 7249. That’s clever. And it’s a really good idea to have the cards printed up.”
“Yes, I said at Bob’s funeral that I should’ve done it earlier, before I got all flustered during his heart attack and mistakenly called the ambulance to the 644 address two years ago.”
“Well, the cards are such a good idea that I think I’ll probably do it, too! So, what time tomoro?”
“How about 2:30, will that work for you?”
“Ideal! Say, isn’t it a good thing that we don’t have to keep switching TIMES back and forth during The Change as well?”
“Oh, Susan, you’re so funny! Time is just a part of nature. Even Congress wouldn’t be so stupid as to make us change THAT twice a year.”
To me, it’s not so much that Joe is a bad president. He’s just not getting the support that he needs. Especially from the Repulsive-cans. And the Dems don’t appear to be that much help, either.
djtenltd over 1 year ago
We definitely need something! Joe isn’t former Idiot #1 but he lacks the style and charisma of Obama!
wolfiiig over 1 year ago
He’s got my vote!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if he can still drain those 3-pointers the way he used to when he was visiting the troops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j87k1j4CpOw
I may be more appreciative of this than most, because I’m a fellow lefty.
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
I hope Obama’s speeches—and Oprah’s endorsement of Fenneman—will swing the election towards the Democrats.
djtenltd over 1 year ago
@darkendale- Even if Obama can’t run again, maybe he could be appointed to a powerful position like the Secretary of State. To me, that’s almost as powerful as being a president or VP.
Diamond Lil over 1 year ago
YES !!! Please..
suelou over 1 year ago
Why? Isn’t the country falling apart quick enough?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Oh, Emily, I mean Hilda. Hi, how are you? Long time, no see. And this must be little James.”
“Ha ha, yeah, he was up until 2 AM this morning, now he’s Charles. But what brings you into the store so early today?”
“Bargain hunting. I know the clerks were up all night changing the prices and packaging, but they always miss a few, and I was looking for items where a pound still meant 16 ounces instead of 15. Say, we’ve got to get together for coffee sometime and catch up.”
“What a great idea. Are you free tomoro afternoon to come over to my place?”
“I sure am. But remind me of what the house number is. All the homes on your street look about the same.”
“Well, here’s a card. Now we’re on the odd-numbered side of the street, 1525, instead of the even-numbered side, when we’re 644 over the summer. You can see that I’ve got them both listed to make it easy to keep track of.”
“Oh, and I see that you managed to fix your phone number, too, so only one digit is different after The Change: 7248 instead of 7249. That’s clever. And it’s a really good idea to have the cards printed up.”
“Yes, I said at Bob’s funeral that I should’ve done it earlier, before I got all flustered during his heart attack and mistakenly called the ambulance to the 644 address two years ago.”
“Well, the cards are such a good idea that I think I’ll probably do it, too! So, what time tomoro?”
“How about 2:30, will that work for you?”
“Ideal! Say, isn’t it a good thing that we don’t have to keep switching TIMES back and forth during The Change as well?”
“Oh, Susan, you’re so funny! Time is just a part of nature. Even Congress wouldn’t be so stupid as to make us change THAT twice a year.”
pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago
Most excellent Steve ♥
Conservative Man over 1 year ago
God how horrible to have Obummer and fat arms back again
car992012 over 1 year ago
Great president, if nothing else he was at least articlate.
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
Today is Election Day, and, quite frankly, I’m scared!
Not just that Republicans will regain power, but that TRUMP will regain power!!
nyg16 over 1 year ago
thanks pres. you helped turn a red wave into a red ripple
MFRXIM Premium Member over 1 year ago
Head for Georgia Obama Man!
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
Steve, today is Veterans’ Day.
How about an illustration honoring the brave men and women who served our nation in the Armed Forces?
djtenltd over 1 year ago
To me, it’s not so much that Joe is a bad president. He’s just not getting the support that he needs. Especially from the Repulsive-cans. And the Dems don’t appear to be that much help, either.
stevie44 over 1 year ago
Must have helped. Dem senator and governor. Yea!