Ok, you can get up and cook the meal, and I’ll sit on the couch and watch Macy’s parade and the football games, p.s. don’t forget the side dishes and the clean up after the meal
“You know, cooking thanksgiving’s requires a lot of dexterity with knives, and since it’s once a year, I think I’m a little rusty. So how about I practice on you?”
Even if you use the same menu (and no one really does) simply the logistics of a big meal are daunting… Except to the clueless twits who simply eat and then wander off to watch football and fall asleep on the couch.
I’ve been doing the “big spread” every year for over 35 years, and I don’t really find it daunting at all. Pies and bars on Tuesday and Wednesday, get started cooking/drinking Thursday morning, flip the game on when it starts, and chase people out of the kitchen until it’s all ready.
Honest to gawd. . .this usta be us when all members of my family were still alive. Now it’s just me and my sister. We have filet mignon, baked potato with fixins, and some kind of veggie. Oh, yeah, and pumpkin pie. . .NO stress, no melodrama. One of my friends is all in a dither this year because her grandson wants Chinese. . .I mean, really—you’d think the world was going to end. . .
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Definitely don’t want to comment matricide, do you, ma’am?
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
That would be one way to get out of making the meal.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
Ok, you can get up and cook the meal, and I’ll sit on the couch and watch Macy’s parade and the football games, p.s. don’t forget the side dishes and the clean up after the meal
rklynch over 1 year ago
Tread carefully, Eugene. that is, unless you don’t want to watch your son grow up…
jaydogg187 over 1 year ago
“Keep talking. I’ve always dreamt of becoming a widow…”
CComic Premium Member over 1 year ago
“You know, cooking thanksgiving’s requires a lot of dexterity with knives, and since it’s once a year, I think I’m a little rusty. So how about I practice on you?”
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Even if you use the same menu (and no one really does) simply the logistics of a big meal are daunting… Except to the clueless twits who simply eat and then wander off to watch football and fall asleep on the couch.
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
If she really wanted to kill him, she’d make him cook the meal. And eat it.
Ida No over 1 year ago
Just how sharp is Eugene, anyway?
ratherb44 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t mess with cooks—they have big knives and they know how to use them.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
You know Gene, you could give Donna a hand with the food.
Gargoyle over 1 year ago
I’ve been doing the “big spread” every year for over 35 years, and I don’t really find it daunting at all. Pies and bars on Tuesday and Wednesday, get started cooking/drinking Thursday morning, flip the game on when it starts, and chase people out of the kitchen until it’s all ready.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
Honest to gawd. . .this usta be us when all members of my family were still alive. Now it’s just me and my sister. We have filet mignon, baked potato with fixins, and some kind of veggie. Oh, yeah, and pumpkin pie. . .NO stress, no melodrama. One of my friends is all in a dither this year because her grandson wants Chinese. . .I mean, really—you’d think the world was going to end. . .
ahcaracuC over 1 year ago
“Stand”
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Haha, dad, I bet you didn’t even make that sandwich yourself! Funny how people can be so secure and confident in their ignorance.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Be careful dad. Be VERY careful
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
And need we reminds you that your son hates Thanksgiving with a passion?
a_biological_girl 3 months ago
Finally! He’s going to get to see how hard cooking is. It takes timing, patience, and grit.
Nunya Biznez 13 days ago
DANG…