I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it in no time. The bigger problem is they’re designed so you can’t do your own repairs. On the more esoteric side -While there is a great power take off, the hitch pin is missing… again!
“Striker, listen, and you listen close: Flying a saucer is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.” Airplane movie
C over 1 year ago
Never too late to learn
allen@home over 1 year ago
Just start pushing buttons turning knobs. Who knows you might get lucky
profbob over 1 year ago
Look for the Auto Pilot switch and turn it on.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 1 year ago
just hate it when I forget I’m not a UFO pilot
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Happened to me once (1999). I still can’t figure out how I got back!
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The ADM salesman will show up soon. Ask him.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
He’s a farmer, he can just use the ……Tractor Beam!!!
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Hopefully it’s not rented from Hertz, they’ll charge him with theft.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it in no time. The bigger problem is they’re designed so you can’t do your own repairs. On the more esoteric side -While there is a great power take off, the hitch pin is missing… again!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Get a grip and take the helm, boy!
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about: “Hey Siri – I need direction back to Earth?”
Tired over 1 year ago
“Striker, listen, and you listen close: Flying a saucer is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.” Airplane movie
mwksix over 1 year ago
What a warped cartoon!
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like fun to me!!!!! :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
What’s the matter, you can’t drive a stick?
Judeeye Premium Member over 1 year ago
Cook some bacon. The smell always wakes me up.☺️
ekke over 1 year ago
So, lesson: always make sure your UFO is a Deere, John!
louisb1030 over 1 year ago
Decision prior to knocking out aliens: subject yourself to be probed by aliens, or ride for eternity in a pilotless space craft. That’s a no brainer.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
the whole concept of flying a spaceship was alien to him…