Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 11, 2022

“Name blame.”

Woke mutt

Yeah, you don’t perform, you’ll be put down.

I thought it meant somebody needs to guard the dog.

He does seem to be more of a porch obstruction.

“Tripping Hazard”

Hopefully the sign is enough.

Woof!

Maybe he just needs new glasses. They both seem to be wearing them.

Maybe he could identify as a seeing eye dog, on account of the spectacles..

Funny how they don’t have all that confusion nonsense in the animal kingdom (someone will post an obscure exception in 3-2-1…)

Well ‘Warning: Dog may lick you to death’ just doesn’t have the same effect.

Great! Now we have to deal with transdogs.

Why don’t we just leave it as Watch Dog. He watches while they steal your things.