FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 20, 2023

no thanks, Jason (for sure not even John Mitzewich of the Food Wishes YouTube channel)

Gotta keep those teeth orthogonal! (Why else would they be called “orthodontists”?!)

Note to parents: Orthodontists are out to make money. Make sure your child REALLY needs braces before putting him/her through this lengthy, painful procedure, and that they will grow into naturally healthy teeth on their own without them. Get more than one recommendation and do your research. Braces on too long will kill enamel and cause problems later. I speak from experience.

Oh yeah, this storyline… this one’s a fun time. :)

Finally. he’s making himself useful.

During Vietnam if you had braces you got you out of being drafted (1-Y/4-F)

Just ask Sharon Spitz what could happen with braces.

Pretty tame for Jason. I’d expect him to torment Paige by imitating Jaws from the James Bond movies.

I see some future science experiments with electricity going horribly wrong.