La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 31, 2022

Herschel who?

He could get brains, but he wouldn’t know what to do with them.

I would like to ask the person that gave him that badge what was on his/her mind when he/she did that. Who gave that to him?

Anyone who has to flash a fake police badge to a crowd of drooling morons, is an absolute control freak with serious inadequacy issues!

The GOP has been “proping up” those kind of low IQ men since Trump won in 2016. Those kind of men tend to make Trump “look good” in comparison.

A mouthful of coffee and Lalo did not mix well this morning.

Trevor Noah: “Let’s just give Herschel a certificate that says ‘Honorary Senator.’ He’d never know the difference.”

It was embarrassing when he pulled out the Chicken Inspector badge at that party. :)

The ghost of elvis is coming with his DEA badge, to arrest the Beatles for Halloween

They asked Herschel about his opinion on the new abortion bill..” I thought I payed it already”