“SBF Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I’m a young, svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods; riding in your pickup truck; hunting, camping, fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours.Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.”
(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.)
… that reminds me of the last time I was at the corner of 1st Avenue and Stevens Road… Or was it Stevens Avenue and First Road? Anyway… I’ll never forget it.
I did take a selfie with a street sign several years ago in the town of Morden. Took a few trying to go for offended/annoyed take. The town had a dinosaur museum and the sign had a directing arrow and the word “FOSSIL”
seanfear over 1 year ago
that’s out of loneliness
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
“SBF Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I’m a young, svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods; riding in your pickup truck; hunting, camping, fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours.Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.”
(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.)
mwest over 1 year ago
I have to wonder how many on dating sites are actually looking for a nurse/health care aide…
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
I just talk to my dog.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
… that reminds me of the last time I was at the corner of 1st Avenue and Stevens Road… Or was it Stevens Avenue and First Road? Anyway… I’ll never forget it.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well honey, you’re no spring chicken yourself.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
They’re looking for either a nurse or a purse.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
I did take a selfie with a street sign several years ago in the town of Morden. Took a few trying to go for offended/annoyed take. The town had a dinosaur museum and the sign had a directing arrow and the word “FOSSIL”
MCProfessor over 1 year ago
I’ve had some very meaningful conversations with street signs.
mikendi over 1 year ago
As an older friend put it, they either want a nurse or a purse…