Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 05, 2022

Bucky still has to tell Satchel where the chew toy is. That’s the question for which he has already paid.

What does Bucky do with all the money he’s cadged off poor, innocent Satchel?

How much of a chump can Satchel be?

Bucky writes the book on profiteering.

Is that a feather in Rob’s cap?

There’s more than a little “Mr. Haney” in Bucky … (Green Acres ref.)

Satchel Pooch, I think you need a little smack on the back of your head to wise up to the Buckster!

I think I know what Bucky’s problem is. He has a psychiatric diagnosis of Narcissistic Pussinality Disorder.

“Will you take a check?”

“That’s a third question. Money first.”

2 bits, 4 bits, no more bits, a HOLLER …!

Bucky is imitating Q when he was putting Capt. Picard on trial on “Encounter at Farpoint.” Except Bucky will probably not make Satch forfeit the rest of his questions, as long as he can come up with some more cash!