Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for November 13, 2022

How can Pipe Tobacco possibly defend Joel’s “intellect” today ?  LOL !

If you found the key inside, why pry the lock off?

Quite a pair we have there!

Double “DOH!!!”

Can’t we even be free of those stupid rubes on Sunday??

Seems Rufus is a ’Nam Vet.

I locked my keys in my convertible, with the top down, how can I get them back? Oh my.

My tools are locked up in a big green Snap On tool box. Two people know where the keys are, I’m one of them. I’m not worried about those around me stealing anything, but they occasionaly for get to return them. When borrowing a tool I take a pic of them holding the tool, they are responsible for telling me to delete it when returned.

Loving the art today. Too bad the best is in the throwaway gag at the top and won’t be used in too many papers.

I remember the old (very old) joke about the guy who got locked out of his car, so he called a locksmith. The locksmith used a slim Jim to open the driver’s side door, then he went around to the other side of the car. The car owner asked what he was doing. “Now, I gotta get this door unlocked.”

My friend was once stuck on a mall escalator when the power went out.

Today’s strip reminds me of a scene in this story:

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Superman-1939/Issue-202?id=16025#28

Is that the same as locking the door after the horse got out?

LARRY:Hey,Moe,will this crowbar help get the front door open?"

MOE:“that’ll do swell,Larry,where’d you get it?”

LARRY:“Inside the house”.