Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 31, 2022

That’s why I only kiss them on the elbows now.

Ew,but I wanna try one now…

They are great for rinsing out your stockpots!

A laundry sink is good for washing hair, esp. if it’s located in a heated space.

“Beating around the bush will only prolong the discomfort.”

I wonder if that was intentional… ☺

“beating” should be capitalized. Scott really hasn’t gotten better about typos.

If God had meant us to use bidets, he wouldn’t have given us baby wipes.

“Well, it’s a bidet now.” Genius!