Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 03, 2022

That would “meat” with dire consequences.

Helmets. The world needs more helmets.

Hold the mustard, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us…

So, Heathcliff wants relish and would absolutely murder anyone that gets relish before him.

Either it’s a warning about the relish, or Heathcliff wants no relish on the hot dog he’s planning to swipe.

If you do you can kiss your hotdog goodbye

He can’t relish that.

Chicago ≠ ketchup; Westfinster ≠ relish

Beginning to worry about the datedness of my novelty account. I can’t keep up with Gallagher!