Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 05, 2022

Tightly wound

Be thankful it’s leaves and not (…”censored”…)

You just can’t please some people.

Leaf it be, you are not going to win this one.

Make like a tree and leaf

They come with the dog, I think.

It’s just like fire or water…, a little bit is ok, but too much of either, and you’re in trouble.

But, these crumble and leave a mess….

Remember, as a kid, dropping into and playing in a pile of raked up leaves. Didn’t know, until too late, that dog feces had also been raked into it. What a mess! What a stink!

’Tis the time of year. Oh, joy.

To men they are just leaves to women it’s called Potpourri.

He wouldn’t bring them in if you didn’t leave your decorative leafs all over the place.

Much like the over abundance of “pillows”.

The tracked in leaves mess up the Feng Shui she created with the carefully placed leaves.

…that is why the leaves are stuck on the shoe.