Since we are discussing hogs here, so let me tell you this story about a pig.
President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv and they suddenly hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later, Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his clothes all disheveled.
“What happened to you?” asked Putin.
“Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their 19 year old and 21 year old daughters made mad passionate love to me simultaneously.
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Putin.
The driver replies, “I’m president Putin’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Two in compatibles; Fortune and Hog Futures.
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
Since we are discussing hogs here, so let me tell you this story about a pig.
President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv and they suddenly hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later, Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his clothes all disheveled.
“What happened to you?” asked Putin.
“Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars and their 19 year old and 21 year old daughters made mad passionate love to me simultaneously.
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Putin.
The driver replies, “I’m president Putin’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have a great day everyone.
davanden over 1 year ago
If you’re a hog, you don’t have much of a future.
bobbyferrel over 1 year ago
That’s a bowling ball. Most hogs’ futures are pretty dark.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
Hope he doesn’t go belly up.