In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 22, 2022

You’re going to argue with the Earl of Sandwich?

Hate pastrami ? Blasphemy !

I hate balony.

Earl must be a new caddy – not to know he didn’t like pastrami.

Next time, I’ll take Soaprasada, with sharp Provolone!

“Charlie’s wife goes down to the Scollay Square station

Every day at quarter past two,

And through the open window she hands Charlie a sand wedge,

As the train comes rumbling through!"My apologies to the Kingston Trio.

[Homer Simpson and Mr. Burns are playing golf; Homer is in a sand trap]

Mr. Burns : For god sakes, man. Use an open-faced club. The sand wedge.

Homer : Mmmmm… open-faced club sandwich.

Now, if it was Boar’s Head olive loaf – you got something worth taking a break for!