Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 02, 2022

And that’s a wrap

Well, I’m sure it’ll all work itself out in the end.

You are on your way to Type II Diabetes.

What a junk food eater he is.

Ralph should weigh about a ton. He doesn’t look a pound over 238.

Was the wrapper gluten-free?

I wonder who’ll the pumpkin flag will offend ?

A common thread in many comics: middle-aged men who excessively overeat

Are those tootsie rolls?

Such a pig. Actually, that’s insulting the pig.

I’m pretty much over halloween candy every since Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses closed.

I have a friend who loves Halloween and watches a horror movie every day during the month of October.

The stores already have the Halloween candy out because they know if it’s purchased this early it will be eaten and more will need to be purchased.