Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2022

Who he?

Cause it’s such a fancy place, get a fried egg and coffee and sit down. AND button up

Isn’t that supposed to be Robert Plant, circa 1973 ?

There are two songs by Led Zeppelin here: Dazed and Confused and Custard Pie. I think it’s funny.

A love zeppelin coffee mug.

“Alright, alright, alright.”

There are several pictures of Robert Plant in that robe-like thing in a Google image search.

Gutsy! Making a pun on a group whose name is a play on the phrase “That’ll go over like a lead balloon!” Well played!

Nitpick of the day: Hollandaise is a sauce, but it isn’t a cream sauce.

the waitress should take care – this guy might be a plant…

Have heard of serving Eggs Benedict on a hubcap because there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.