Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    If you don’t offer a better sacrifice than he does, he won’t kill you.

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    OldDesertLizard Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Okay, I know who Cain and Abel are, but I don’t get the pun on “Abelist”. But then, I haven’t had my coffee yet…

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Cain wasn’t hired, because he wasn’t Abel to do the work.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    You prefer … Does that means you’ll consider it?

    Is there someone else who can help? Who do I have to kill to get a job?

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    looks like he needs to raise some cain…

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    To save others from looking it up:

    ‘An ableist is someone who practices discrimination in favor of able-bodied people.’

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Sugar-coating Cain’s history is futile.

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    ars731  almost 2 years ago

    “Also we have concerns over your curse by God”

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    briggs.roy078  almost 2 years ago

    In the joint I had a cellie named Abel and one with the last name Caine.

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