Pilachowski: Well Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?
Jimmy McGinty: Oh, you don’t need to. Brian Murphy would’ve gone in the first round 5 years ago if he hadn’t been born deaf. Played his college ball right here in D.C., Gallaudet.
Pilachowski: But Jimmy, I need to communicate with him and how…?
Jimmy McGinty: Learn to sign, you know…
[does some sign language]
Pilachowski: Oh, horses**t!
Jimmy McGinty: Look at it this way; he’ll never be called offsides on an audible.
Nobody noticed him next to Christy Mathewson,but theNew York Giants 1900’s baseball team had a deaf-mute pitcher named Dummy Taylor who was good for 15 wins or so per year/
he specialized in insulting umpires in sign language andgetting away with it,until one day an umpire fingered back“Guess who learned sign language over the winter,wiseguy?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
okay then
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
and can return anything you hit at him (or her?)
jay almost 2 years ago
It’s mixed doubles and the garage is a He, so that means Snoopy is a girl?
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Kind of hard to foot-fault when you don’t have feet!
Blu Bunny almost 2 years ago
He doesn’t throw his racket and have a tantrum.
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
Yeah, but he’s no SCHOOL BUILDING: THE GREATEST ‘PEANUTS’ COMIC STRIP CHARACTER!!! (Phelous joke)
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
It always bounces back to you.
Tricky Rick almost 2 years ago
The garage should dump Snoopy and pair up with the school building.
rph9 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If they are playing mixed doubles, and Linus & Snoopy refer to the garage as “he”, does that mean Snoopy is the female???
gantech almost 2 years ago
Pilachowski: Hey Jimmy, my tight end is… deaf.
Jimmy McGinty: Yeah, I know.
Pilachowski: Well Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?
Jimmy McGinty: Oh, you don’t need to. Brian Murphy would’ve gone in the first round 5 years ago if he hadn’t been born deaf. Played his college ball right here in D.C., Gallaudet.
Pilachowski: But Jimmy, I need to communicate with him and how…?
Jimmy McGinty: Learn to sign, you know…
[does some sign language]
Pilachowski: Oh, horses**t!
Jimmy McGinty: Look at it this way; he’ll never be called offsides on an audible.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But the harder I serve it the harder his return!
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
Nobody noticed him next to Christy Mathewson,but theNew York Giants 1900’s baseball team had a deaf-mute pitcher named Dummy Taylor who was good for 15 wins or so per year/
he specialized in insulting umpires in sign language andgetting away with it,until one day an umpire fingered back“Guess who learned sign language over the winter,wiseguy?”