Bear with Me by Bob Scott for August 14, 2022

That’s a real phone number at the bottom. Trying to sneak an ad in, eh?

You should see fairytales and nursery rhymes.

Willy, with a thirst for goreNailed his sister to the doorHis mother saidWith humor quaintNow, Willy, dearDon’t scratch the paint.

Bear has such a great expression in the last panel ……. :)

Tiny Tim was squeaky clean when he died. That ought to count for something.

I sure remember a different version of Tiny Tim in the bathtub when I was a kid. Something about calling the lady with the Alligator Purse…LOL

Rap is PG compared with a lot of old so called children’s stories and songs.

Miss (someone) had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn’t go down his throat.

Measles said the doctor, Measles said the nurse. Measles said the lady with the alligator purse.