The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 12, 2022

Good bluff call, Larry.

If I try to move it myself and break it because you wouldn’t help me, do you want to explain it to your mother?

I’ve moved cabinets of that size by myself with no problem. Within the same room though and without it’s contents. Thresholds and stairs are not advisable alone.

Alternate response: “I’d help you move it but I’m old and feeble”.

Technically, falling over is moving it, and that is easy to do alone.