The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for August 10, 2022

she surely buried him alive ! ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

He knew from the start it was a wrong number, but he stayed on the line just to hear another human voice.

Getting shot down seems to be a common occurrence with the Fusco boys!!

You would think the whole husband thing would have been a sure bet for that. Husbands are always to blame

At least it wasn’t a TEXT message breakup!

Ouch.

think red would have stood out better

“I’m sorry — who is this? Do I even know you, or are you just calling up random men to ‘break up with them’?”

It was the other boyfriend.

But it was the husband that introduced him to you.

my ex-girlfriends will all tell you that in retrospect the day they broke up with me was the happiest day of their lives…

Dick Tracy told her, “Based on his head, he’s probably a villain. You don’t want to be an accomplice, do you?”