Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2022

I’ve heard of Christmas in July, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!

Looks like a real tree. Where could she have found that?

Chocolate, I cry!

Hot chocolate is a tradition that dates back to the ancient Aztecs. They took their chocolate straight, unsweetened, no milk, maybe a little chili powder added, and in beverage form. Anything else is a foreign corruption.

Here in Boston, the annual Chowderfest takes place in summer. And yes, it’s served hot.

I watch all the Christmas movies, movies with blizzards, snowstorms etc. every summer. Helps trick my mind into thinking it is cooler than it is. I do the reverse in the winter.

OHHHHHH, PUH-LEEZE? (Sorry, Amra Leo, but a screaming font is warrnated here. . .)

A store near me has put put out Halloween candy already. Which kind of makes sense, who knows how many bags people will buy and eat before the holiday actually gets here.

Haul out the holly

All the utube influencers, etc. are purchasing Christmas items in the stores already and making decorations.

That’s gonna be nice and crispy come Christmas.

June rushing Christmas is worse than Ralph rushing Halloween. And why no love for Thanksgiving?

There is such a thing as frozen hot chocolate, Norman.