Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 07, 2022

She got it from the night market of the Boiling Isles?

Marigold’s actually right. Ask Rarity.

https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2019/08/04

Will we ever know what thought was on Marigold’s mind before the hay?

I do love how happy Marigold is while nomming her hay. :D

That hay must be mighty good!

Hay, that’s unfair! :D

So generosity = its own reward = nothing. I’m gonna go cancel all the charitable donations I was planning to make this year. Selfish Jerks FOREVER!!!

The reward is knowing where to get the artisan hay.

Artisanal hay sounds like an item in Kingdom of Loathing.

C’mon Phoebe, you’ve gotten so used to it, you’ve forgotten there are a lot of people who would give an arm and a leg to feed a unicorn, artisanal hay or not.

Nice manipulation here.

I scored some artisanal bread today. gave some to a chipmunk, and the chipmunk didn’t make with the thoughts either…

I’m starting to think that breaking the gas pipes is the only true, legitimate, and unfailing method for getting good new ideas.

“natural gas… it sure gives you some ideas!” —space ghost

So, marigold is teaching life lessons now???