Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 05, 2022

Well, good luck Nate

I thought it might be a chad arc by looking at yesterday’s strip, but i guess not.

Yesterday: 5/10

Today: 6/10

I hope he has a cherry slushie or an apple, maybe for a setup prank.

‘the octopus ride was right next to ’ A little Taste of India’. from an old episode of ’ Frasier ’.

I don’t think I’ll ever have grape slushees again.

purple

Rule #1: NEVER go to a roller-coaster, if you had a slushie beforehand.

Purple vomit. That’s the punchline? Big Nate will never recover.

3.5/10 Very disappointing punchline. Pierce needs to learn how to take risks.

When I was in college one of the fraternities had a Jungle Juice party. Seems the main attraction was a zinc garbage can filled with a mix of grain alcohol and grape juice (probably other stuff too). Legend has it for years there were purple stains all over the sidewalks in that part of town.

The terrifying part is they put the rides together in the parking lot a few days before each gig.

Cool!Script Rating: 6/10

Can all of yall just stop having to review the strips? It’s rare for any of you to give it over 5/10 anyway. It’s supposed to make you laugh so just enjoy it for what it is

Eating a slushie before an amusement ride? Rookie mistake dude.

A purple barf after a grape Slushee is better than a red BM after organic beets the night before

And you must wait 1 hour after eating before riding The Amazing Spin Cycle.

I hope someone cleaned that up.

Welp, I hope Nate actually rides the roller coaster and doesen’t take all the arc to just enter it. 6/10 imagine nate finds trudy and has to make it to the end of the ride. Now that would be a better arc.

Purple Haze….was on his clothes…..on a lot of other stuff too……….

Nate vs. Vomit Comet

Chad you just went on the ride like 5 minutes ago. Of course he remembers you…

First off, ew. Second of all, this arc actually may be interesting.

5/10

Imagine THIS…Thomas in RULE 34

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