Strange Brew by John Deering for July 01, 2022

That would be NO.

Don’t be silly. God speaks Latin, not English.

(yes, I’m pulling your leg)

God fell for a Harpy

Is this proof that God actually hates men?

There’s a Mrs. God? I always suspected it.

But what about the in-laws?

Go easy on him. He likes to tell “Dad jokes” :)

Would that be Saint Peter who was named after a city in Florida?

ah. Mrs God……the Almighty Nag

So, you age in Heaven? I never knew that.

There’s bulbs in Heaven? There must be a short somewhere in the universe…America is running short of patience…

It’s a promise made when you get your electrical diploma, you must say.. " let there be light" else that diploma becomes null and void.

There are people that say that every time.

How many omnipotent deities does it take to change a light bulb?

My wife always says For Pete Sakes.

How many Catholic priests are required to change a light bulb?

Two: One to install the new bulb while one administers last rites to the old bulb.