Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2022

That’s the very laaaaassttt thing you’d do? Snicker. Yeah, sure, why not.

Wait until he finds out mom-in-law nagged her way into leadership of the crooks.

Your mom has already disappeared; they’re just offering to make it permanent. Or like @Brian says, maybe she’s in management training.

ka-911

KA-JEOPARDY!

Actually, saving his Mother-in-law is probably the lasssssst thing he wants to do.

I’m thinking “Ransom of Red Chief”.