Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 28, 2023

doesn’t that invalidate the warranty?

is she giving herself twirlies?

My Mom didn’t need a warning label. I gave her plenty of warning prior to birth.

But the KICK ME sign is still on her back.

uh-oh

does she contain asbestos, lead or mercury?

It might have been the OB-GYN.

She means “wide load” ahead sign.

Honey, you are a Warning Label… ☺

Tore mine off too, Auntie!

But you’re still a cautionary tale.

And they still have to wear the ankle monitor after the prison release.

Tore it off? That leaves an Ugly scar.

I prefer to use Scissors, they leave a much straighter scar.

one glance should provide enough warning…