Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2022

It’s going to take more than two million.

…. and some weed to keep dreaming

All leave is cancelled…….

Gotta lotta work ahead and very little chance of success.

A blind prospect?

“…and a bill for $3 million.” Wait. Id uses dollars?

The Wiz is already in love with her….she’s just making it more interesting…

Perfume that smells like beer, an invisibility cloak, and a holographic projection of Scarlett Johansson…

How can you effectively change that kisser. And maybe it would take an Elon Musk fortune to make her seem desirable.

$2 Million can still buy a lot of checked boxes.