I have read that Cruz is a fan of “The Princess Bride”. While I realize that people watching movies often have differing interpretations/experiences/opinions, I do not think it means what he thinks it means. I mean is there a a more Humperdinck-like politician out there?
Re: Ted Cruz and his One Door idea: what about fire drills, or worse, real fires? Hey Texas, in the next election, can you please show Ted Cruz the exit door?
How many schools have all the classes in one building? Just about every school(California/Texas) I have seen are single story wings with many of the classrooms opening to the outside and many have portable(trailers) for classes. Even my 1910 high school with 3,000 students had a 3 story main building but also had a separate art/science/shop/gym buildings.
‘Spoken Like A Real Knob’: Jimmy Kimmel Burns Trump, Ted Cruz In Scorching Monologue
“Ted Cruz must know that at this point, every busboy spits in his food, right?” Kimmel said. “Maybe that’s what he likes about eating out, I don’t know, but I for one hope Ted Cruz never gets to eat peacefully in a restaurant again.”
Rather than back gun control, Cruz called for door control, demanding that schools have just one entrance.
“Spoken like a real knob,” Kimmel said.
“Wouldn’t it be a shame if people started piling their old doors up on Ted Cruz’s lawn?” Kimmel added. “Oh man, I would hate to see that. Imagine if there were so many doors in front of his door he couldn’t get out of the door.”
Trump also spoke at the event, blaming mass shootings on mental illness and broken families rather than easy access to assault weapons.
“That’s right, the deranged narcissist who had children with three different women is lecturing us about mental illness and broken homes,” Kimmel said.
Cruz is just there to support the school lunch program by frying bacon on the barrel of his assault rifle. (True story – not the school lunch part of course)
Havel almost 2 years ago
I have read that Cruz is a fan of “The Princess Bride”. While I realize that people watching movies often have differing interpretations/experiences/opinions, I do not think it means what he thinks it means. I mean is there a a more Humperdinck-like politician out there?
Tralfaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Re: Ted Cruz and his One Door idea: what about fire drills, or worse, real fires? Hey Texas, in the next election, can you please show Ted Cruz the exit door?
FrankErnesto almost 2 years ago
One nice thing, schools would be easier to heat with one door, when the power does off. Cruz is thinking ahead.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
A rump appointed judge stopped the pursuit of dismantling the NRA!
S-Cruz is the slimmest, boot licking , ass kisser to the NRA and Rump!
robcarroll1213 almost 2 years ago
Nothing creepier than Creepy Cruz.
Gen.Flashman almost 2 years ago
How many schools have all the classes in one building? Just about every school(California/Texas) I have seen are single story wings with many of the classrooms opening to the outside and many have portable(trailers) for classes. Even my 1910 high school with 3,000 students had a 3 story main building but also had a separate art/science/shop/gym buildings.
piper_gilbert almost 2 years ago
These Republicans are all the same breed of weasel.
thelordthygod666 almost 2 years ago
Remember when Ted Cruz heard a car backfire, thought it was a gun, and shoved his own daughter in front of him to act as a shield.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
‘Spoken Like A Real Knob’: Jimmy Kimmel Burns Trump, Ted Cruz In Scorching Monologue
“Ted Cruz must know that at this point, every busboy spits in his food, right?” Kimmel said. “Maybe that’s what he likes about eating out, I don’t know, but I for one hope Ted Cruz never gets to eat peacefully in a restaurant again.”
Rather than back gun control, Cruz called for door control, demanding that schools have just one entrance.
“Spoken like a real knob,” Kimmel said.
“Wouldn’t it be a shame if people started piling their old doors up on Ted Cruz’s lawn?” Kimmel added. “Oh man, I would hate to see that. Imagine if there were so many doors in front of his door he couldn’t get out of the door.”
Trump also spoke at the event, blaming mass shootings on mental illness and broken families rather than easy access to assault weapons.
“That’s right, the deranged narcissist who had children with three different women is lecturing us about mental illness and broken homes,” Kimmel said.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/spoken-like-a-real-knob-jimmy-kimmel-burns-trump-ted-cruz-in-scorching-monologue/ar-AAXWUK5?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=d041f2be66ec41178f2e51c00c349672
Ally2005 almost 2 years ago
Cancun Cruzing is checking out his High School lone door exit idea, just like his buddy Matt Gaetz does High School cafeterias.
Subversive almost 2 years ago
Cruz is just there to support the school lunch program by frying bacon on the barrel of his assault rifle. (True story – not the school lunch part of course)
GiantShetlandPony almost 2 years ago
Instead of addressing the problem of easy to access weapons of war and ammunition, the Republicans would make every school a fire hazard.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
When I went to elementary school each class room had two doors, one for the hallway and one to go outside.