Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for June 26, 2022

And there is your proof.

Welcome back Mike L.

“Picasso, like great art (or halibut), has both of his eyes on one side of his head. He is insecure, a little shy and easily hypnotized by shiny objects and infomercials.” — https://www.washingtonpost.com/licensing-syndication/comic/mike-du-jour

Does intelligent life always equate to alien invasion? Perhaps that explains why we never tried to invade other worlds!

The search for intelligent life here on earth continues, except that no one’s looking.

OMG, aliens make the robocalls! No wonder they cannot be stopped.

After the supreme courts ruling, there’s people on Earth who have no intelligence ……good to see Mike is dressed once again!

They don’t need to invade us, we are rapidly destroying ourselves and our planet. It won’t be worth invading!

If they’re monitoring us at all, we’ve already been designated as a “fly over” planet.

If there is intelligent life in space, they are very, very far away. If they got here, they would probably ask, “We came all the way here to see this?”

They would probably lock their doors before they got here.

I think they tried to help a couple of times and then gave up.