The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2022

You misheard the middle word, sir

Looks like a real fun-guy!

Eat the mushroom. That’s probably a bonus because the rest of that money laundering scam has zero value.

Might be a toad stool!

I’d be interested to find out if this took a while to develop or if it popped up out of the token fairly quickly.

Sorry sir, that was one of our non-fudgable tokens. It cannot be made into fudge. It’s like a fresh cow pie.

Miss Muffet isn’t putting up with anything today.

Nonfungible means not refundable, you have to sell it to someone else. Has nothing to do with fungus.

There’s a fungus among us!

Must be token mushrooms

That is not what you thought it was, and it needs a triple-A battery.

So what do you want me to do, give you a sautéed pan and some butter?

Since you went literal.

Not exactly nonrefundable—

Definition of non-fungible token: a unique digital identifier that cannot be copied, substituted, or subdivided, that is recorded in a blockchain, and that is used to certify authenticity and ownership (as of a specific digital asset and specific rights relating to it)Non-fungible tokens … are electronic identifiers confirming a digital collectible is real by recording the details on a … database known as a blockchain.— Helen SullivanNon-fungible tokens are used to verify unique items such as digital art and digital ownership of other items.— Eileen BrownNonfungible tokens each have their own unique value, so they’re not tradable on a like-to-like value basis.— Dave Vellantealso : the asset that is represented by a non-fungible tokenA non-fungible token is, most simply, a unique digital asset. It can be a photo, a logo, a meme, a music album, a basketball highlight, a collage, a tweet, a newspaper article, a video; basically, anything that can get online …— Brian Gordon