Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 31, 2022

Does he make biscuits and gravy?

Making biscuits is an expression “cat people” use to describe cats repeatably pushing your stomach with their paws after they’ve crawled in your lap. Just like they were kneading dough.

The cat version of the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Carful…If it’s the same biscuits my cat makes I’d watch what you eat…PHEW!

Mmm, I love me some biscuits.

What, no peanut sticks

He doesn’t kneed gravy.

Why??

Disco Biscuits

I always referred to it as “cutting doughnuts”.

So, Muffin makes biscuits.

And maybe a few tootsie rolls.

The late-great Katze Girl you see in my avatar was expert at this.

A friend in kneed….

Usually, at about 3 am.

Now push that glass jar of biscuits off the edge of the counter baykerpuss

A True Cat Cafe

Thank you!

Just adding my thanks, too

In the South, we have what’s called “cat-head biscuits.” Biscuits as big as a cat’s head… and they’re the best biscuits you can ever have.

Cat biscuits?