Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 17, 2022

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    Huh. I usually get the shakes if I’m coming off a sugar high. As I recall it from the distant past…

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Just try aiming a gun right after eating sugar-frosted corn jitters.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    Chocolate-frosted sugar bombs, more like. “You know why you shake like that? Vitamin deficiency, I bet.”

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    I bet they don’t

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    crisidelm  almost 2 years ago

    There was a German biathlete, some years ago, who was famous for not wearing gloves, even at temps nearing -20°C; I wonder what kind of blood circulatory system he has.

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    distortion  almost 2 years ago

    Some of those “guys” are women.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Likely the same cereal that makes Calvin’s Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. The extra milk does not go to waste.

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    PaintTheDust  almost 2 years ago

    “Sugar-Frosted Corn Jitters”! I like it. Waterson all but drove the real Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs (Cocoa Puffs) out of existence with his vitriol.

    Of course, for the record, I only eat a bowl of sugar covered cereal about once every two weeks — my morning staple is store brand cheerios or shredded wheat.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Finns invented it during the Russo-Finnish war of 1939 – 1940. They nearly beat the Russians wearing their white camouflage and skiing all over.

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    MoeyTehr  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin, is that you?

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