The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 11, 2022

She is a piece of work

I think Pope Francesco told the truth speaking about mothers-in-law some days ago. And he’s not even married, I presume.

This explains why there isn’t a father-in-law in this strip.

Mother Gargoyle should talk!!! She’s “living” off his hard earned money!! Pour some water on her and she’ll melt!!

:-O

I’d pay a small fortune to lose Ma Gargoyle deep in the Sahara.

Do you know what a bouquet flowers cost now days?

at least he’s not in jail.

I don’t want to know what she shops for. Money doesn’t equate happiness, but it can be a tool.

I think anybody else eventually living with the family would likely be Uncle Ted.

@oldpine52 – That explains it for me too!

Maybe. However, things that money can’t buy are the most gifts one can give. Most guys really don’t want “things” per se on those occasions. The key is remembering. However, a token for a woman along with a dinner out without family members would have been the way l would have gone and would recommend….

He needs to give her things that don’t die!

It is time give mother Gargle a gift, a one-way ticket to Abu Dahbi.

Hey those gas station flowers can get pricey!

I don’t like mama.

Just remember, re-arrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW, and you get WOMAN HITLER….

The two most expensive words in the English language…, “I do”. Both my wife and I are intent on getting our money’s worth. So far, we’re both way ahead of the curve. (I guess “I don’t, after all” could be more expensive.)

Momma Gargle is anything but a “merry widow”.

Someone hasn’t priced flowers.