Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 05, 2022

Leo, make sure your credit card has zero balance!!!

Big girl, probably has a big appetite.

there’s got to be an all-you-can-eat place somewhere near

She probably found out they serve chocolate soy milk.

“Are you looking up my skirt?”

Sure, Leo. :)

Some women just don’t know how to take a compliment….

Is there someone out there that can estimate the size and weight of that ankle bracelet??

Come on Leopold, you know she’s a vegetarian; except when it comes to you.

Dealing with his girlfriend, the Fifty-Foot Woman, is one of the rare times when Leopold’s snarkiness gets him into serious trouble. She could squash him flat under her shoe, like a bothersome bug….