Andertoons by Mark Anderson for August 15, 2022

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The kid knows “short shrift”?! My kinda kid.

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    jvo  over 1 year ago

    Nope, We’ll go with mom.

    The school’s on a tight budget and chalk costs money.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And Mom, no more watching The Simpsons for little Bartholomew.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Or we could just use the paddle.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    Does anyone ever get medium or long shrift?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The kid is negotiating!

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    Jefano Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Shrift” used to mean confession to a priest. “Short shrift” was you had to rush through your confession because the guy who was going to cut your head off was in a hurry.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sir, I know Bart Simpson and you are no Bart Simpson

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can he write it in cursive?

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