I had a detached retina in one eye. Went to the doctor and they had me cover my working eye. They asked me to read the chart. I asked them if it were a trick question. They said no, so I told them I could not read the chart. I couldn’t even see the WALL!
I lost sight in one eye and at my next driver’s license renewal I looked in the little binocular scope for the reading test and rattled off the letters. The examiner said “What about the rest?” I said “What rest?” She said “What is wrong with your right eye?” I said “I am blind”. So she sighed and gave me the license.
DaveG1960 about 2 years ago
♪"A one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater,"♪ ~ Sheb Wooley
casperj.marley about 2 years ago
Um Guys … it’s got two horns. Wrong species!
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
I think the top line is “O”
JD'Huntsville'AL about 2 years ago
I bet he flunks the depth perception test, too.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
I got Nuttin, doc!
b.john71 about 2 years ago
Cy Clops for mayor
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Doc’s vision is ok. His brain needs a check.
car2ner about 2 years ago
I had a detached retina in one eye. Went to the doctor and they had me cover my working eye. They asked me to read the chart. I asked them if it were a trick question. They said no, so I told them I could not read the chart. I couldn’t even see the WALL!
BigBoy about 2 years ago
I just reply F It always gets a laugh
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think the doc needs to be a little more focused on his patient.
brklnbern about 2 years ago
Guess he stepped out for dinner, figuring who would notice.
IshkaBibel1 about 2 years ago
I lost sight in one eye and at my next driver’s license renewal I looked in the little binocular scope for the reading test and rattled off the letters. The examiner said “What about the rest?” I said “What rest?” She said “What is wrong with your right eye?” I said “I am blind”. So she sighed and gave me the license.