Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 04, 2022

Humm…Looks a bit like a ‘floating’ island.

Look on the Bright Side, your advertisement arrived in a bottle and NOT over the phone. BTW, “This is your final notice…”

“We are trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.”

No sale.

Is the Gecko watching?

Ha! When I got my new job, I got my own desk phone number. My first two or three incoming calls were about my car’s warranty. Made me laugh!

And don’t forget to call your local medicare office for those ohso speshul extra coverage plans. The call is FREE!!

I spent TWENTY minutes and saved 20% on my insurance with ANOTHER company.

I usually zip thru all commercials, but I WILL stop to watch any NEW GEICO commercial I see.

As long as that da**ed Emu doesn’t show up.

But what about her extended warranty?

She still has 3 bars left…

The coconut is still trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.

Now all you need is a car to insure with.