Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for May 12, 2024

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 1 month ago

    It should be a law that if you see someone parked in 2 spaces, you are required to key every surface of their car.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    There was an expensive new car parked across several spaces by the exit booth at the airport parking lot, assuming the booth personnel would watch it. Instead, when they got bored they would go kick the bumper and set off the car alarm. The flashing headlights were dull orange and the horns were a dull whirring buzz.

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