Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 11, 2022

Over eating Twinkies will only make him endangered, not his species.

Verne the side of the box said best by 3/11/2022 ;-)

“When Twinkies Attack.” No, I don’t think that’ll fly.

RJ is gonna become extinct if he keeps this up.

Death by Twinkies…

Racoons aren’t endagered, but there are six species of endangered or vulnerable turtles. The western pond turtle (like Verne) isn’t one of them.

https://www.worldwildlife.org/species/directory?direction=desc&sort=extinction_status

Actually, I always maintained that anyone caught “smoking” cigarettes could be charged with “Attempting Suicide” in the states where such an act is considered illegal. And, on a “lighter note” – shouldn’t Attempting suicide be a capital crime? Shouldn’t we “help out” those inept klutzes who attempt, but fail, to “off” themselves?

I’ve often heard “suicide” described as a cry for “help” – Shouldn’t we really “help” them?

And, before you get all “snotty” about my “insensitivity” – yes, I’ve had a suicide in my family – my paternal grandfather committed suicide (inoperable cancer), so I’ve been there – just from the other side, and, frankly, anyone who believes in the "sanctity "of human life above all else pretty much fits the definition of a pathological sadist – in my book.

Feh! Technicalities, technicalities.

The little boys bush must change every day if not sooner.

Hmmm…..lots of animals seem too dumb to survive. Pandas don’t have enough sex and babies to save their species, but the kakapo in New Zealand is ground dwelling parrot that is definitely too dumb to live.