FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 16, 2022

and yet what, Peter?

Once again, Jason the Genius shows how utterly clueless he can be.

Avatar didn’t come out for another 8 years.

Andorian? Bolian? Benzite?

Seems anyone who would know enough about Trek to answer that would not tease him.

It was only one day, Peter. They won’t be so nice as the novelty wears off.

Skeeter Man, Skeeter Man, does whatever a Skeeter can!

…sorry, just noticed the comic book Jason’s reading.

If you pay attention in biology, Peter, you’ll see you and Jason don’t share a lot of genes.

I know of at least 2 alien races on Star Trek with blue skin, the Bolians and the Andorians. I think there is at least one more, those guys that need like a little mister thingy…I don’t know what that one is called but we saw two of them, one in the academy with Wesley Crusher and another in an episode where a metal bacteria tried to eat their ship while Riker was serving on a Klingon ship

To be fair, talking about the girls first and then saying “teasing” first does kinda imply a respective.

I would have thought that an ounce of googly-eyed fawning would be worth at least a pound of teasing.

I still think that Peter looks like a Smurf!