If you replace Jack Dawson with Joe Biden then Rose would have gladly let go of Joe Biden. And of course the people would celebrate the end of the movie with great joy.
Rats always abandon a sinking ship. Remember 2018?
The odds are some of these rats were going to leave, anyway. Some. But more of them see the writing on the wall. They’re going to lose the majority in the House and probably the Senate (most of the jumping rats are in the House) which means they will lose their chairmanships or other valued positions. And of course, some of them simply know they are likely to lose their re-election bid, so they just jump now instead of getting pushed out.
Hollingsworth – a Republican, BTB – is (in)famous for moving from Tennessee to Evansville, IN because his mother-in-law lived just across the Ohio River in (Owensboro??) Kentucky. (No, that doesn’t make sense to me, either.)
Indiana University is located in his district, but he refuses to have an office in Bloomington; one of his supporters explained that since everyone there opposed him, why should he bother to listen to them?
Just FYI, Sen. Todd Young (RWNJ, IN) represented that district, but he had the guts to have an office, there.
But no, Varvie happily ignores the State he lives in.
If there were a clarity & intelligence communication contests between Mr. Varvel and President Biden, President Biden would win every one in a resounding fashion.
I can’t blame Democrats for retiring. Must be godawful conditions having to work amongst lying, cheating, seditious, anti-democratic, gun-toting, sobs scared to death of a failed president wannabe psychopathic dictator and an idiot posing as a news program host.
Nothing but wishful thinking, like a whiny brat hoping that his teddy bear will come to life and eat his mommy for forcing him to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Biden’s poll numbers this week reveal all you need to know about him. Approval – 33%, Disapprove -55%. Kamala’s are even worse. 28% approval. Good luck in the midterms. You’re gonna need it! #FJB
I am really trying to figure who the 26% of Americans who still support Brandon (CBS/YouGov Poll) actually are. Are they Insane? Brain Damaged? Totalitarians? Devil Worshippers? Some combination of the above.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
There are more GQPians in the coming race than Democrats (That’s in the Senate. Of course the entire House is up for grabs every time)
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
biden’s going to be with us a while longer, gary. might as well get used to it…
hi! opie. how’s brandon doin’…?
2AndFour over 2 years ago
If you replace Jack Dawson with Joe Biden then Rose would have gladly let go of Joe Biden. And of course the people would celebrate the end of the movie with great joy.
billopfer Premium Member over 2 years ago
THIS IS THE DUMBEST CARTOON EVER.
1BlackLivesMatter Premium Member over 2 years ago
Great’toon! One year on the job and Dementia Joe is getting “The Old Heave-Ho”!
guyjen2004 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rats always abandon a sinking ship. Remember 2018?
The odds are some of these rats were going to leave, anyway. Some. But more of them see the writing on the wall. They’re going to lose the majority in the House and probably the Senate (most of the jumping rats are in the House) which means they will lose their chairmanships or other valued positions. And of course, some of them simply know they are likely to lose their re-election bid, so they just jump now instead of getting pushed out.
fusilier over 2 years ago
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2022/01/12/trey-hollingsworth-wont-seek-reelection-indianas-9th-district-seat/9188625002/
Hollingsworth – a Republican, BTB – is (in)famous for moving from Tennessee to Evansville, IN because his mother-in-law lived just across the Ohio River in (Owensboro??) Kentucky. (No, that doesn’t make sense to me, either.)
Indiana University is located in his district, but he refuses to have an office in Bloomington; one of his supporters explained that since everyone there opposed him, why should he bother to listen to them?
Just FYI, Sen. Todd Young (RWNJ, IN) represented that district, but he had the guts to have an office, there.
But no, Varvie happily ignores the State he lives in.
fusilier
James 2:24
Ontman over 2 years ago
Another Varvelistic stab at political humour falls amazingly short.
The Nodding Head over 2 years ago
Many Republicans are also retiring, some driven out by the increased radicalism of the party and its voters.
OldWing over 2 years ago
Let’s Go Brandon !!
flpmlp over 2 years ago
Great cartoon!
6.6TA over 2 years ago
If there were a clarity & intelligence communication contests between Mr. Varvel and President Biden, President Biden would win every one in a resounding fashion.
librarylady59 over 2 years ago
I can’t blame Democrats for retiring. Must be godawful conditions having to work amongst lying, cheating, seditious, anti-democratic, gun-toting, sobs scared to death of a failed president wannabe psychopathic dictator and an idiot posing as a news program host.
lawguy05 over 2 years ago
Great strip, Gary.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
The Maga pirate ship is at the bottom of the ocean cause lying republican traitors can’t get any lower.
FreyatheWanderer over 2 years ago
Nothing but wishful thinking, like a whiny brat hoping that his teddy bear will come to life and eat his mommy for forcing him to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
UnklGene over 2 years ago
Ship of Fools!
Bambihunter6 over 2 years ago
2022
FJB Premium Member over 2 years ago
Biden’s poll numbers this week reveal all you need to know about him. Approval – 33%, Disapprove -55%. Kamala’s are even worse. 28% approval. Good luck in the midterms. You’re gonna need it! #FJB
LJZ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey Al – Now do one showing the indicted rethugs with t**** commanding the ship!
359mxn over 2 years ago
Conservative humor, who knew.
Bambihunter6 over 2 years ago
I am really trying to figure who the 26% of Americans who still support Brandon (CBS/YouGov Poll) actually are. Are they Insane? Brain Damaged? Totalitarians? Devil Worshippers? Some combination of the above.