Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for January 13, 2022

No story without them.

You didn’t probe his appendix?

Don’t worries. The alien astronaut theorists will always acknowledges you!

Son, there’s something your mother and I need to tell you. You were abducted.

Did you check with the Twilight Zone or Outer limits?

Tee-hee!

Maybe they would have if you handed out treats after your probing; kinda like the dentist.

I’ll bet the Alpha Centaurians got credit again!