Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 29, 2022

Dad doesn’t like using a knife.

I believe if you lick your fingers before scooping, it won’t be as sticky. I think I saw that on Youtube.

Do people really do that?

And Dad’s plan to have the peanut butter all to himself comes to fruition.

Dad washed his finger first.

That’s ok – the dog licks his fingers clean…

Dang – I was hoping for the old “you got chocolate in my peanut butter” Schtick…

Dad needs a labeled jar of his own. I wouldn’t want to be eating his dead skin he left behind, not to mention the dirt. People who eat like that don’t tend to care if their hands are clean. If they did, they would get a spoon first, and only dip it once.

Dad needs his own jar of peanut butter.