From Terry Pratchett’s Discworld: Vetinari banned all mime performances from Ankh-Morpork shortly after taking power. Mimes who violate the ban usually find themselves trying to climb invisible ladders out of Vetinari’s scorpion pit whilst reading a sign saying ‘learn the words.’
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Justice at last.
Here's Waldo over 2 years ago
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
If he said anything it would be OUCH!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Don’t wet your pant, oh, mime!
pcolli over 2 years ago
Quick! Pull the switch.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Silent but deadly!
b.john71 over 2 years ago
speak now, or forever hold your peace
brick10 over 2 years ago
He/She had his/her chance.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Shocking! I’m at a loss for words (but then, so is he)… :D
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
The guard calling the warden an idiot — could get interesting..
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe he can pretend like he is being electrocuted and play possum before they actually throw the switch?
kartis over 2 years ago
From Terry Pratchett’s Discworld: Vetinari banned all mime performances from Ankh-Morpork shortly after taking power. Mimes who violate the ban usually find themselves trying to climb invisible ladders out of Vetinari’s scorpion pit whilst reading a sign saying ‘learn the words.’
khcm1157 over 2 years ago
Beware of potential hand gestures.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
In Mel Brooks’ ‘Silent Movie’, the only spoken word came from a mime: Marcel Marceau. It was ‘No’.