Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 13, 2022

#nevermissyourdinner

Mitty thinks with his stomach.

More liver treats might make him feel better about his #rhombusears

What do expect from Drunk Patty? #lowexpectations

Oh the classic childhood taunt #oldrhombusears

Don’t fret little Mittens. The only person likely to call you “Rhombus Ears”, is your dear pal Stumpy, and he’s usually far too ’nipped out, to pronounce rhombus.

Could be worse, could have been dodecahedron ears…

Sculpture is an interpretive art but I cannot even imagine “rhombus ears”. They would be shaped like playing-card diamonds. How would the stay on a snowcat?

Take comfort, Mittens—at least you aren’t Rhombus Rump.