Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 12, 2022

Don’t be so envious – he’s going to get cancelled soon.

Our mailroom has three baskets for mail being sent: Outgoing Mail, Stamped Mail, and InterOffice Mail. One day I replaced the last two of those labels with “Shy Mail” and “Psychotic Mail.”

Don’t know why, but someone took those down. I blame the psychotic mail room personnel, but it could’ve easily been the PHB!

Dead letter

If your flag is up you’re outgoing, like it or not.

Sure.. but you just know she will end up in the gutter.

Millennial #1 to Millennial #2: “What are those things?”

Outgoing mail you ol dog. How’s mrs envelope and your lil stamp doing?

Try using sufficient postage.