On our landline, we get something close to 6 spam calls a day. Some days double, some days none (And boy is THAT enjoyable!). We also get a “real” call maybe once every week or two. That’s at least 95% spam calls. If you call us, now, you have about 3 seconds to start talking (I suggest “Hello, this is name calling from place”) or we hang up. And if it’s a recording or artificial voice? Hang up. Because SOME of the reasons to spam you include getting you to say “uh-huh” or “yes” which they can use to record a “conversation” in which they offer something at a price and you say “yes”.
I have software that blocks most of them. But yeah, if I’m in the mood I come up with some interesting interactions that results in them hanging up and never calling back. For example: Life Insurance – they ask my year of birth and I respond 1757, because I am a vampire (click). Medicare Advantage Plan – they ask what benefits I would like and I respond ‘unlimited blood bank access’ because I am a vampire (click)., etc.
I mainly use a VOIP landline and if I don’t recognize the number just pick-up/hang up so it does not even go to voice mail. However for many of the people making the calls, this is a job of last resort(if they are American) many may be disabled and working in a call center may be one of the few jobs they can do. They know they are annoying people and take a lot of abuse, all for low pay, pressure to meet sales quotas and having their calls monitored by their supervisior. Given a choice I would opt to work washing dishes at Denny’s than a call center.
I like the one I am getting lately. There has been a package confiscated at the border addressed to you.. with contraband in it. There is a warrant out for your arrest.. press one to speak to an agent.
If I have time to waste, I string them along… ask them all kinds of questions – some even pertaining to the policy… when they want to sign up my newish car, I tell them that I don’t have that car anymore but would like to sign up my new car… they get all excited until they find out that my “new car” is a 1986 van, then they usually hang up on me…
Next time one of these morons calls (though most are robocalls), try behaving like John Cleese in Monty Python’s “Dead Parrot” sketch. I explained the situation to the caller thusly: "That car was totaled. It is no more, extinct, it’s run out the clock and been junked. It is an ex-automobile. GOT THAT???
Just don’t pick-up or hang-up. The people actually making the do not own the business/decide who call. The calls are computer generated and they HAVE to read from a script, it is hard work; why make it harder for them? They also have a quota and the more you jerk them around the less likely they will be able to meet it and likely be fired only to be replaced by another desperate working stiff.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
On our landline, we get something close to 6 spam calls a day. Some days double, some days none (And boy is THAT enjoyable!). We also get a “real” call maybe once every week or two. That’s at least 95% spam calls. If you call us, now, you have about 3 seconds to start talking (I suggest “Hello, this is name calling from place”) or we hang up. And if it’s a recording or artificial voice? Hang up. Because SOME of the reasons to spam you include getting you to say “uh-huh” or “yes” which they can use to record a “conversation” in which they offer something at a price and you say “yes”.
B 8671 over 2 years ago
When the telemarketers call my place, I have fun with them, depending on who they are working for.
sevaar777 over 2 years ago
I have software that blocks most of them. But yeah, if I’m in the mood I come up with some interesting interactions that results in them hanging up and never calling back. For example: Life Insurance – they ask my year of birth and I respond 1757, because I am a vampire (click). Medicare Advantage Plan – they ask what benefits I would like and I respond ‘unlimited blood bank access’ because I am a vampire (click)., etc.
GOGOPOWERANGERS over 2 years ago
I don’t get it what the list have to do with the warranty?
Vidrinath Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well Done Steve!
Gen.Flashman over 2 years ago
I mainly use a VOIP landline and if I don’t recognize the number just pick-up/hang up so it does not even go to voice mail. However for many of the people making the calls, this is a job of last resort(if they are American) many may be disabled and working in a call center may be one of the few jobs they can do. They know they are annoying people and take a lot of abuse, all for low pay, pressure to meet sales quotas and having their calls monitored by their supervisior. Given a choice I would opt to work washing dishes at Denny’s than a call center.
DrDon1 over 2 years ago
Guessing that Kelley’s ‘font of creativity’ was barely trickling today…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
I like the one I am getting lately. There has been a package confiscated at the border addressed to you.. with contraband in it. There is a warrant out for your arrest.. press one to speak to an agent.
Ontman over 2 years ago
My phone has a special ring for robo-calls. I don’t answer them.
Rise22 over 2 years ago
Our friend gets them all of the time and he as never driven (or owned) a car….
librarylady59 over 2 years ago
A speaker I heard years ago would interrupt telemarketers with his spiel about his book he’d written. They’d hang up.
Frankfreak over 2 years ago
I tell them how much my business charges per 1/4 minute to speak with them on MY phone line.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Who don’t!
ferddo over 2 years ago
If I have time to waste, I string them along… ask them all kinds of questions – some even pertaining to the policy… when they want to sign up my newish car, I tell them that I don’t have that car anymore but would like to sign up my new car… they get all excited until they find out that my “new car” is a 1986 van, then they usually hang up on me…
apfelzra Premium Member over 2 years ago
Next time one of these morons calls (though most are robocalls), try behaving like John Cleese in Monty Python’s “Dead Parrot” sketch. I explained the situation to the caller thusly: "That car was totaled. It is no more, extinct, it’s run out the clock and been junked. It is an ex-automobile. GOT THAT???
Gen.Flashman over 2 years ago
Just don’t pick-up or hang-up. The people actually making the do not own the business/decide who call. The calls are computer generated and they HAVE to read from a script, it is hard work; why make it harder for them? They also have a quota and the more you jerk them around the less likely they will be able to meet it and likely be fired only to be replaced by another desperate working stiff.
cbgoldeneagle2 over 2 years ago
https://notthebee.com/article/uh-oh-bidens-economic-approval-ratings-are-so-bad-hes-doing-worse-than-jimmy-carter
DrDon1 over 2 years ago
^ Relevance to Kelley’s toon?